Get to know me meme: [one/five] current celebrity crushes ■ Louis CK

As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.

sundirtwater asked: But...wh...what about Obama?
"I’d rather listen to my mother beg for mercy while somebody kills her."
 Louis C.K. talking about Brooke Hogan’s live singing. 

David Lynch as Jack Dall in Louie

Jack is having none of your shit